Al Jazeera America?

So, Al Jazeera is coming out with an English language version, according to Yahoo News.

How convenient -- the news report neglected to even mention a single of the following phrases, each which would have objectively described Al Qaeda ... oops, I mean Al Jazeera:

-Terrorist
-terrorist sympathizing
-terrorist collaborating
-anti-Israel
-on a Jihad
-anti-American
-America-hating
-the 'death to America' network
-in cahoots with Osama bin Laden
-...and Saddam Hussein's evil henchmen!

All in all, the Yahoo News report neglects enough truthul information to almost make an uninformed American -- someone like your child, for heavens sake -- believe that Al Jazeera isn't a hateful propaganda-spewing network of terror, death, anti-Semitism and dead babies.